Dad Finds Baby Boy Alive Inside Coffin

Imagine being told your new born child was born still; and was pronounced dead at birth! Now imagine the new baby coffin that the hospital ordered for him or her comes in and they place the baby in it and prepare to take the child to the near by cemetary.

Then as you say your final good bye's; you notice the child is breathing.

This is what happened to a Paraguayan man who found his baby son alive inside his coffin hours after he was pronounced dead!

The medical staff there called it a miracle and so did the dad.

You do know what this does for everyone who loses a friend...we're all going to be double checking probably for up to 30 days before we put someone away!

Randall Watson
Chicago Funnies

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Women Super-Glue Privates of Cheating Hubby - Crime & Courts News Briefs | Newser

More weird news today; 4 women have been charged with felonies for apparently setting up a womanizing husband in a motel and SUPER gluing his "Johnson" to his tummy. The act was a vengeful act acting adulteress, and womanizing behavior.

Lorraina Bobbit has sparked the world of women who take action against the poor little "wee-wee" who only works at the command of the brain. Shouldn't the man's brain be glued to a table or his eyes glued shut; because it was his brain and thoughts that spurred the action of cheating with these women's hearts.

Why take it out on the part of the body that had absolutely nothing to do with the final judgement (funny)? It is equivalent to gluing the baseball bat to the ground of a man who is beating someone with the bat.

The bat is the tool; the brain, is the real attacker.

Randall Watson
Chicago Funnies

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Televising Pool

I'm starting to see why the sport of Pool is beginning to be televised and becoming a watched sport.  Open the sport to women, and get a few fine ones in and boom you have an audience.  

Now the next step is to work on and make uniforms that will attract more viewers.  Most men may be thinking along the lines I am.  Televising pool would be an instance money maker for TV stations.

 

Jeanette Lee is an exceptional player and this view with this uniform (regular clothing) does her no justice.  Just imagine her in a 'BayWatch' special!

 

I know she is the "black widow" of the sport, however I am sure someone has designed a black bikini before.  I am not suggesting they wear bikini's but if you take a look at the stances and positions it takes to play pool; you can understand why a bikini uniform would be so awesome.

I'm sure I sound like a high school kid; it is my intention. 

 

Jeanette, would you be interested in transforming the sport of pool?  If you are a trend setter and want to take pool to where Michael Jordan took basketball; contact Chicago Funnies and we'll love to help you and the sport of women's pool.

Randall Watson

Chicago Funnies

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