Women Super-Glue Privates of Cheating Hubby - Crime & Courts News Briefs | Newser

More weird news today; 4 women have been charged with felonies for apparently setting up a womanizing husband in a motel and SUPER gluing his "Johnson" to his tummy. The act was a vengeful act acting adulteress, and womanizing behavior.

Lorraina Bobbit has sparked the world of women who take action against the poor little "wee-wee" who only works at the command of the brain. Shouldn't the man's brain be glued to a table or his eyes glued shut; because it was his brain and thoughts that spurred the action of cheating with these women's hearts.

Why take it out on the part of the body that had absolutely nothing to do with the final judgement (funny)? It is equivalent to gluing the baseball bat to the ground of a man who is beating someone with the bat.

The bat is the tool; the brain, is the real attacker.

Randall Watson
Chicago Funnies

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What is Your Part-Time Job

What a story out of Poland where a man finds out his wife's unsuspecting part-time job.

WARSAW (Reuters) - A Polish man got the shock of his life when he visited a brothel and spotted his wife among the establishment's employees.

Economy woes goes global as polish man finds wife working at a brothel (whore house)...question is what were both of them doing there? Maybe she should of got that side gig as a grocery bagger instead of a man bagger (not even funny).

Times MUST be tough when your side job is being a prostitute...makes you wonder what is her full time job, a librarian (funny)? This is really taking letting the hair down after work to a new level!

We were able to get special transcripts of the husband and a co worker's conversation at his day job the day he found out his wife's unsuspecting job.

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Husband: Since my wife got this part time job I haven't gotten any play (sexual intimacy)!Coworker: Really? where does she work?

Husband: A grocery store, shes the demonstrator in the produce section
Coworker: She must be on her feet all day so probably just tired when she gets home

Husband: How tiring can showing people melons be? Any hoot, I'm heading home, got to make a stop before I get there, see you tomorrow
Coworker: Goodnight; and good luck.

Husband arrives at brothel on the way home:

Attendant: How can I help you?
Husband: What's the special?

Attendant: Well we have this new part time chick
Husband: Oh let me at her....

Wife enters

Husband: What are you doing here!!!!?
Wife: What are you doing here (covering up)!!!

Silence...

Husband: Well...You look good...we might as well do this one more time for the road!

The couple, married for 14 years, are now divorcing, the newspaper reported. What a surprise.


Randall Watson
Chicago Funnies