No Kisses No Diploma

Here is odd news today. A high school boy received his high school diploma and blew a kiss to his mom and bowed in thanking the applause and the school has revolted his diploma.

No kisses or No diploma the school declares the high school administration. They couldn't have come to my high school graduation as some students did break dances in their excitement. The mother of the child is very upset and I can see and understand why. It is not like he flashed the middle finger at the audience.

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Frog Worshiped as a god in India - World News Briefs | Newser

Interesting news out of India, a frog that changes colors from green to white, and even to gold has picked up followers and started a congregation in India.  People have piled in to worship Kermit the Frog, because his ability to change clothes right in front of their face.

It's fascinating how gullible people are, espcially the people of India, who at one point starved themselves because they couldn't eat what Harry Carey called a "holy- cow."  Now we have a "holy frog" and I do not want to think what is next.

By night the frog was dark yellow, and then it became transparent so you could see its internal organs.- Lift worker Reji Kumar, who found the frog in a flower bed

That is wonderful and all, but I would, and it's just me, worship the one who made the frog...it is a creature right?  It was created then.  But that's just my take on it.

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Shaking Hands with the Winner

Many people are upset with Cleveland Cavs superstar Lebron James for his actions of not shaking hands with the Orlando Magic after the Magic defeated James and the Cavs.  

This is what James had to say about it:

"It's hard for me to congratulate somebody after you just lose to them," he said. "I'm a winner. It's not being a poor sport or anything like that. If somebody beats you up, you're not going to congratulate them. That doesn't make sense to me. I'm a competitor. That's what I do. It doesn't make sense for me to go over and shake somebody's hand."

Do you agree?  As a former player, when the emotions are thick and you were hearing a lot of talk on the court and you got beat up, it is difficult to congratulate them on the spot.  But because we live in a world where everything has to be fair (but not fair), and we have to do things for the kids, we have to suffer and do these things not to appear barbaric.

I mean you go to war with a country and you have to spare men and treat prisoners good.  The same prisoners that if they escaped, they would kill you in a heartbeat.

So after a ball game, shake hands to show the kids that it's okay to lose, no matter how upset you are.  Two boxers in the ring going at it; one guy bloodying up the other, and afterwards we want the guy who has two closed up eyes, two broken ribs, missing teeth, and bloody nose to come over to the other guy and force him to say congrats.  That's kind of weird, awkward, and shaky to me in my book.  What do you think?

Randall W.

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Televising Pool

I'm starting to see why the sport of Pool is beginning to be televised and becoming a watched sport.  Open the sport to women, and get a few fine ones in and boom you have an audience.  

Now the next step is to work on and make uniforms that will attract more viewers.  Most men may be thinking along the lines I am.  Televising pool would be an instance money maker for TV stations.

 

Jeanette Lee is an exceptional player and this view with this uniform (regular clothing) does her no justice.  Just imagine her in a 'BayWatch' special!

 

I know she is the "black widow" of the sport, however I am sure someone has designed a black bikini before.  I am not suggesting they wear bikini's but if you take a look at the stances and positions it takes to play pool; you can understand why a bikini uniform would be so awesome.

I'm sure I sound like a high school kid; it is my intention. 

 

Jeanette, would you be interested in transforming the sport of pool?  If you are a trend setter and want to take pool to where Michael Jordan took basketball; contact Chicago Funnies and we'll love to help you and the sport of women's pool.

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Violence on the Mag Mile

Police are investigating two separate crimes that occurred on the Magnificent Mile -- including an armed robbery of a clothing store -- that occurred Wednesday and Tuesday.

The armed robbery occurred about 9:30 p.m. Wednesday at 540 N. Michigan Ave., police News Affairs Officer Amina Greer said.

If this is what is going on the Magnificent Mile; I don't want to even think about what's going on in the outskirts of the city.  Last week someone was shot by police in the street.  Are people getting this desperate that they will take the violence to the most popular spots of the city?  I'd keep an eye on this

Randall Watson Reporting

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Invite Me When I Lose

Funny story of the day comes from Pittsburgh super defensive star James Harrison (the guy who ran back 100 yard run in the Super Bowl and fell out); yes he has recently declined to go to the White House to meet the President, the tradition for the winners of national sport programs.

The reason for his decline is rather funny.  From his blog Harrison notes:

"This is how I feel -- if you want to see the Pittsburgh Steelers, invite us when we don't win the Super Bowl. As far as I'm concerned, he [Obama] would've invited Arizona if they had won."

So Harrison is starting a new crusade in the world or at least his world, where the losing team gets to go greet and meet the President.  Along with that, the losing team takes home the awards, money, and accolades.  This is not a bad idea; it is really going to pay to lose and balances off.  Kids can shake hands that m

uch better when they lose because they will be rewarded; and the winners will only have the gratification that they won; but won no reward.

Thanks Mr. Harrison for this new revolution.  Chicago Funnies will take a new stance on funny news and will now award our Hog Head Dummy (I mean Funny) of the day.  James Harrison the Hog Head Funny of the Day!

Our runner up is John Lackey of the California Angels for throwing two pitches before being tossed out.  Come on down John and meet the Chicago Funnies!
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Pirates Gunned Down

The pirates that hijacked a ship with US men aboard has been gunned down and the Captain has been retained and brought to safety.  This is a rather excellent story and not so funny.  The pirate  that was not killed explained his frustration in his disadvantage with the snipers that he had to operate with one eye, and a hook for a right hand.

While this is a strange disadvantage, we do not care, here at Chicago Funnies, to see how it would have turned out if the pirate didn't have a hook and a patch over his right eye.

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Roland Burris in the News Again!

Roland Burris back in the news again for allegedly lying to the senate counsel.  Apparently, he withheld information because it wasn't answered correctly.  So he didn't lie; he just did a Sarah Palin and didn't answer the question.  And he is being scrutinized by the media.

This has the US Senator in the hot seat with many asking him to resign and be brought up on charges of perjury.

Sen. Roland Burris only casually flagged Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid and Sen. Dick Durbin about the affidavit he sent to the Illinois House impeachment committee -- the one where he came clean about multiple contacts with ousted Gov. Blagojevich's brother Rob asking him for fund-raising help.

This is what the brothers do to their "baby mamas" when she ask “did you go out with Shenicka?”

He waits then replies, "I went out with some friends."  If she doesn't follow up by asking specifically which friends, then he would get by, but when she brings it up later and says “I asked you if you went out with Shenicka, and you said 'no' now you saying you did.”

He would simply reply, “I didn't say no, I said I went out with some friends – friends like Shenicka, Latoya, Denise, Patrice, Monica, and Adrian were out and I said I went out with some friends.”  So is he guilty for perjury?  Not exactly, but he would be guilty for withheld information, vital information and the follow up questions were not asked.

I'm interested to see how this pans out.

Randall Watson

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