Drunk or Seeing How Much They Can Move Around Without Falling

Here is a case where you make the call... these two men dancing horribly or drunk and just trying to see how far they can make erractic movements without falling?

You make the call... leave the comment below!

Fwd: War in Blue Jeans

Who fights a war in their blue jeans...

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Baracka Flacka Flames - Head of The State

This is what the USA feared... that Barack Obama would go hood on us once he got into office.
Our biggest fear has come upon up
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Apprentice 's Omarosa Takes It to Seminary - CF

Impressive news out of Ohio where Apprentice star Omarosa Manigault-Stallworth, has reportedly enrolled in Theological Seminary.

Why is this interesting? Omarosa has been known as a diva villain on television. Many say she will be right at home among female black ministers (that's not from Chicago Funnies by the way).

People have to remember that Omarosa was a very intelligent person and had it not been for her celebrity; she would have followed the steps of Condoleeza Rice in the White House.

I don't think President Obama nor first Lady Michelle Obama would put up with her attitude, nonetheless.

Randall Watson
Chicago Funnies


Apprent ice 's Omarosa Takes Attitude to Seminary - Gossip News Briefs | Newser

Dad Finds Baby Boy Alive Inside Coffin

Imagine being told your new born child was born still; and was pronounced dead at birth! Now imagine the new baby coffin that the hospital ordered for him or her comes in and they place the baby in it and prepare to take the child to the near by cemetary.

Then as you say your final good bye's; you notice the child is breathing.

This is what happened to a Paraguayan man who found his baby son alive inside his coffin hours after he was pronounced dead!

The medical staff there called it a miracle and so did the dad.

You do know what this does for everyone who loses a friend...we're all going to be double checking probably for up to 30 days before we put someone away!

Randall Watson
Chicago Funnies

Dad Finds Baby Boy Alive Inside Coffin - World News Briefs | Newser

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Women Super-Glue Privates of Cheating Hubby - Crime & Courts News Briefs | Newser

More weird news today; 4 women have been charged with felonies for apparently setting up a womanizing husband in a motel and SUPER gluing his "Johnson" to his tummy. The act was a vengeful act acting adulteress, and womanizing behavior.

Lorraina Bobbit has sparked the world of women who take action against the poor little "wee-wee" who only works at the command of the brain. Shouldn't the man's brain be glued to a table or his eyes glued shut; because it was his brain and thoughts that spurred the action of cheating with these women's hearts.

Why take it out on the part of the body that had absolutely nothing to do with the final judgement (funny)? It is equivalent to gluing the baseball bat to the ground of a man who is beating someone with the bat.

The bat is the tool; the brain, is the real attacker.

Randall Watson
Chicago Funnies

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Women Super-Glue Privates of Cheating Hubby - Crime & Courts News Briefs | Newser

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Unemployed Grad Sues College for Tuition - US News Briefs | Newser

Interesting news here; a student grad who cannot find work sues her school her college (Monroe College) for the $70k tuition.

If this is held up, Sallie Mae and will be out of business and colleges across the board will be in big trouble.

The thing is no instituition offers a guarantee upon finishing school because in the J-O-B world, there are no guarantees.

The school will most likely win because they will tell her to get out of states with high unemployment rates.

Read the full article here - Unemployed Grad Sues College for Tuition - US News Briefs | Newser

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A Confession to Death...or Not!

This just in from Newser.com a man who had a stroke, confessed on his "what he thought to be his death bed" that he had killed a man in 1977 or so. Thinking he would not recover, the great God of Heaven pulled a miracle for him and had him recover one hundred percent? Now he faces murder charges (not funny). This is one where you say to yourself; "just die already!"

Man Faces Murder Charge After 'Deathbed' Confession Published Tuesday, March 24, 2009 5:08:05 AM An Oklahoma man's effort to leave the world with a clear conscience has left him facing a murder charge after his premature "deathbed" confession, the Independent reports. The man, believing he he was moments from death after suffering a stroke, called police from the hospital and confessed to killing a neighbor in Tennessee 32 years ago. He later recovered and surrendered to authorities. More »

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