Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Erykay "Twitter Everything" Badu Gives Birth

We officially know that the Internet has changed the world. Blogging, twitter, and instant messaging addicts can take a back seat to my girl Erykah Badu!

That's right Eryka "don't forget the 'H' Badu welcomed her third child Sunday, her rep confirms to Usmagazine.com.

"Erykah gave birth to a baby girl at her home on February 1, 2009 at 1:30 p.m.," the rep tells Us. "The baby's father, [rapper] Jay Electronica, and her two children were in attendance.

"The Grammy-winning singer and Electronica sent Twitter messages throughout their daughter's birth, MTV News reports."Morning, I'm in labor," Badu announced to her 4,500 followers on Sunday.

The midwife got annoyed a few times as she asked for a push and Erykah responded, "bitch hold on I'm sending a twitter."

Electronica also announced that Erykah "I have my babies by rappers" Badu's daughter Puma, 7, with rapper D.O.C., and Seven, 10, her son with rapper/artist Andre 3000 , were present, and that he was writing updates while rubbing his girlfriend's feet.

This is an extraordinary story. Chicago Funnies congratulates Erykah "incoming live on TV; I mean the Internet play-by-by birth" Badu on her 3rd child.
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Randall Watson

Monday, February 2, 2009

Heart Break Hotel for the Cardinals

Bad news for the St. Louis Cardinals in there heart break loss to the Pittsburgh Pirates or Steelers rather. In what many thought was the comeback of a lifetime for Kurt Warner and wide receiver Larry Fitzgerald; they came up runners up.

They fought hard but came up short 27-23 at last nights super bowl contest. And we have a correction above, it is the Arizona Cardinals and not St. Louis.

The real story for today is that a host of Catholic priest cardinals decided to place a friendly wager on the game against inmates who were in jail for strong arm robbery, stealing.

So it was the 'stealers verse the cardinals. The winners were to switch settings for a week. I don't think those cardinals want to be inmates at all; but I'm sure the stealers won't mind being cardinals for day...

"Come to me my son, tell me where your bank account is...and your bed room..."

Randall Watson

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