RNC Concludes

The Republican National Convention concluded yesterday with John McCain accepting the party's nomination.

In other news, the nation's unemployment rate zoomed to a five-year high of 6.1 percent in August as employers slashed 84,000 jobs (you read that right-jobs), dramatic proof of the mounting damage a deeply troubled economy is inflicting on workers and businesses alike.

Lastly, a regular Joseph beat NBA super & gold medalist star Lebron James in a game of horse. The regular Joseph returned to a factory job; Lebron back to NBA stardome life.

Next up; the debates.

Chicago Funnies

Hank Laiden

China-Man Nearly loses his "wee-wee"

Opening night of the Beijing Olympics, in Hong Kong, the police received a disturbing call from a man in trouble.

Xing, a 41 year-old man, was calling from LanTian park in the middle of the night. The lonely and disturbed man had apparently thought it would be fun to have sex with one of the steel sit-up benches around the park.

The bench has numerous small holes in it, which Xing used to attempt to masturbate. However, once he became aroused he found that he was stuck and could not get his penis out of the small hole. Dude, it's called Johnson and Johnson's, it's called Vaseline, it's called KY-jelly (funny).

Who puts their 'wee-wee' in something that is not lubricated.

The man panicked and called the police to help him. I can't imagine the embarrassment and the pain. Watch the video here.

Chicago Funnies - Hong Kong Funnies actually (funny).

Yarns at Republican National Convention

After God intervene the beginning of their convention; the republicans continued on. President Bush attempted to push McCain forward by insulting himself slightly. Stating that McCain let's you know when he disagrees with you, President Bush saying he knows first hand. President Bush, everyone disagrees with you (funny).

If emotions work in regular old marketing and sales, then why wouldn't politicians use it to get into office? McCain's camp certainly using it by stressing how he was a POW, how he was injured and stayed enlisted, blah blah blah. I don't understand how that is important in how he will orchestrate this country? Can someone tell me how, getting shot down will make you a better Presidential candidate.

I may try that at my next job interview - I was shot by a worker who went postal..."I'm ready to be CEO and lead this company." Dude you worked in the mail room.

They even use this in the streets; I should be the 'top dawg' because I was shot 5 times. Really, you should have ran or been shooting back and not been shot. So the republicans are using the emotional-card (as are democrats) of McCain fighting in war as a reason to be president.

To me their convention is kind of boring; but they are a different party so they may do things differently. Reporting, not live - Chicago Funnies

Randy Watson