Xing, a 41 year-old man, was calling from LanTian park in the middle of the night. The lonely and disturbed man had apparently thought it would be fun to have sex with one of the steel sit-up benches around the park.
The bench has numerous small holes in it, which Xing used to attempt to masturbate. However, once he became aroused he found that he was stuck and could not get his penis out of the small hole. Dude, it's called Johnson and Johnson's, it's called Vaseline, it's called KY-jelly (funny).
Who puts their 'wee-wee' in something that is not lubricated.
The man panicked and called the police to help him. I can't imagine the embarrassment and the pain. Watch the video here.
Chicago Funnies - Hong Kong Funnies actually (funny).