WARSAW (Reuters) - A Polish man got the shock of his life when he visited a brothel and spotted his wife among the establishment's employees.
Economy woes goes global as polish man finds wife working at a brothel (whore house)...question is what were both of them doing there? Maybe she should of got that side gig as a grocery bagger instead of a man bagger (not even funny).
Times MUST be tough when your side job is being a prostitute...makes you wonder what is her full time job, a librarian (funny)? This is really taking letting the hair down after work to a new level!
We were able to get special transcripts of the husband and a co worker's conversation at his day job the day he found out his wife's unsuspecting job.
Husband: Since my wife got this part time job I haven't gotten any play (sexual intimacy)!Coworker: Really? where does she work?
Husband: A grocery store, shes the demonstrator in the produce section
Coworker: She must be on her feet all day so probably just tired when she gets home
Husband: How tiring can showing people melons be? Any hoot, I'm heading home, got to make a stop before I get there, see you tomorrow
Coworker: Goodnight; and good luck.
Husband arrives at brothel on the way home:
Attendant: How can I help you?
Husband: What's the special?
Attendant: Well we have this new part time chick
Husband: Oh let me at her....
Husband: What are you doing here!!!!?
Wife: What are you doing here (covering up)!!!
Husband: Well...You look good...we might as well do this one more time for the road!
The couple, married for 14 years, are now divorcing, the newspaper reported. What a surprise.